Mouseover reads: “I suppose that’s more accurately a hare dryer”

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• Dear John – February 5th
• Shutter Island – February 19th (providing I don’t wimp out)
• Alice in Wonderland – March 5th (ohmygosh can’t wait!)
• Remember Me – March 12th
• How to Train Your Dragon – March 26th
• Iron Man 2 – May 7th
• Shrek Forever After – May 21st (I’m a bit undecided on this one, given how bad the third one was)
• Toy Story 3 – June 18th
• Eclipse – June 30th
• Jackass 3D – October 15th
• Rapunzel – November 12th
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 – November 19th
• The Voyage of the Dawn Trader – December 10th

When I saw Avatar I was blown away. It was practically a visual orgasm. The effects are stunning and captivating.

People have critisized the “simple storyline”, describing it as “Pocohontas with better graphics”. Okay, so the story is basic. Americans want valuable substance, native tribe is in the way of said substance, soldier is sent out and meets woman of said tribe, soldier falls in love and learns the ways of the tribe, soldier switches sides and defends tribe. The difference here is the invention and development of an entire world and civilisation. The Na’vi are an entirely new species. Their anatomy is perfect and flawless, with physically perfect proportions and beautiful colouring, and the director has created a civilisation with an in depth and detailed idea of their way of life.

I don’t pretend to be good at reviews, which is why this isn’t really one. I just wanted to say that, speaking from an artistic point of view, Avatar is one of the most stunning things I have ever seen.

Also, despite disagreements from my housemates, I really love this song.

http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/

Seriously, never going to be able to watch that film with a straight face again.

It’s like…. mesmerising.

(If it isn’t moving, click HERE)

Now I have finally accepted
We will never stand in the same room
I can never hear your voice of reason
At least you didn’t, didn’t feel a thing

When I was younger you would tell me
That I should wait to grow up
That things don’t go always as planned
At least you didn’t, didn’t feel a thing

No you didn’t didn’t have to feel a thing
No you didn’t feel

When I die, I’ll be fine
Cause I know you’re always there
When I die, I’m alright
Cause I know you’ll be there
You are home

Now I’m standing at a crossroad
Don’t know which path is calling me
I wanna follow in your footsteps
So you know you’re never alone

No you didn’t have to feel a thing
No you’re never alone

I’m still here but I’m waiting
For our long conversations
I’m still here but I’m waiting to go home

No you didn’t, didn’t have to feel a thing
You are home

Perfect timing =]